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Red light! Green light! Go! Go! GO!
Indicating something should start

Example: "Cows on the starting grid. Red light! Green light! Go! Go! GO!"
Secret origin: Coined by Cam Winstanley.

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Resident long-haired student layabout
Introducing an AP writer working from uni.

Example: "Let Rich Pelley, AP's resident long-haired student layabout, soothe your ills."
Secret origin: Coined by Steve Faragher.
Note: Rich later determined to live a full student lifestyle, turning down all outside work. His unpleasantly greasy laurel wreath was passed to C-Monster.

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Ridiculous forenames
A stylistic device to dissuade correspondents from signing with an initial.

Example: "Charlady Burley."
Note: Exempted for comic effect were letters by Reader Millington and almost any reference to Jonathan Nash.

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