The Bar Bill

The events of the afternoon of December 10th 1992 may never entirely be known.

All that can be said for certain is that there was a meal at Old Orleans. Present were Mark Ramshaw, Stuart Campbell, Tim Norris, Tim Tucker, Cam Winstanley, Jacquie Spanton, Lisa Nicholls, Jackie Garford and Colin The Publisher. Amiga Format turned up halfway through. At the end, a bill was paid. Beyond that, it is a sticky earth-hole of contradiction, hearsay, fumbled memories and outrageous lies.

Who is right? Who is concealing the facts to maintain some semblance of dignity - even now, four years after the fact? Who vomited on whose shoes?

Only you, the public, can decide.

And remember, kids - drinking's not big, hard or clever.

We, on the other hand, are all three, so that's all right then.

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8205 CUSTOMER BILL 10/12/92

NUMBER 2 TERM 0 12:14

SERVER SIMON

TABLE 30 COVERS 10

5 BOT. MICHELOB......£9.00

5 BOT. MICHELOB......£9.00

1 GLASS COKE.........£0.95

2 B C CHIKN DINER...£15.50

2 BIG B/DOG DINER...£10.70

1 SIRLOIN STEAK......£9.15

1 BEEF C/CHANGA......£7.45

1 CHICKN C/CHANGA....£7.45

1 VEG C/CHANGA.......£7.30

1 JAMBALAYA..........£7.95

1 SIDE ONION RING....£1.30

8 BOT. MICHELOB.....£14.40

1 GLASS COKE.........£0.95

4 BOT. MICHELOB......£7.20

2 BOT. MICHELOB......£3.60

2 JAMESON............£3.20

5 FRESH COFFEE.......£4.25

1 KEY LIME PIE.......£2.75

1 BANANA BONOFI......£2.85

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

2 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£3.20

1 WHYTE MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

7 TEQ SLAMMER.......£12.95

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

2 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£3.20

1 JAMESON............£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

2 BACARDI............£3.20

2 SHOT COKE..........£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

1 TEQ SLAMMER........£1.85

8 TEQ SLAMMER.......£14.00

6 TEQ SLAMMER.......£11.10

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 BACARDI............£1.60

1 SHOT COKE..........£0.20

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

6 TEQ SLAMMER.......£11.10

2 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£3.20

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

1 BACARDI............£1.60

1 SHOT COKE..........£0.20

6 TEQ SLAMMER.......£11.10

1 WHYTE/MACKAY.......£1.60

1 JAMESON............£1.60

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 BLUE SMIRNOFF......£1.60

1 DASH ORANGE JCE....£0.25

1 BACARDI............£1.60

1 SHOT COKE..........£0.20

1 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£1.60

1 JOSE CUERVO TEQ....£1.60

2 SHOT LEMONADE......£0.40

1 BOT. MICHELOB......£1.80

4 TEQ SLAMMER........£7.40

1 SMIRNOFF...........£1.60

1 BACARDI............£1.60

1 SHOT COKE..........£0.20

TOTAL..............£387.65

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