Jonathan Nash

Quick aside.

The reason Reader Millington is known variously as "Mil" and "Mills" is this: when his first feature appeared in AP, Cam phoned to ask him how he'd like to be credited. Now, since he'd pulled an unconscious cleric from a burning paper mill at the age of six, Reader Millington had been called by his Wolverhampton Posse (a real posse: but that's a chapter in the town's lurid history yet too sensitive fully to be explored) "Mil" and thus suggested the word-spray be called "Mil's Feature."

Tragically - FOR HIM - by the time this had passed from the lips of his head via a crackly squeaky telephone line into Cam's ear and from there via twisted talon-like fingers into a keyboard, the shorthand title had become "Mills' Feature" in an internal misunderstanding sort of way.

Consequently, when Mills finally brought the subject round to correcting his credit, he had "become" Mills in our eyes and that was that. Fortunately he saw the funny side, although he still can't cash AMIGA POWER's cheques.