The gentleman's execution of justice is tempered by his keenly sensed mercifulness. In his pursuit of thieves, while implacable in its advance, the gentleman is aware that the perpetrators' crimes may have been shaped by circumstance; and that following the WISE DECREE of Her Gracious Majesty, WHOM MAY GOD PROTECT, robbery in itself is not a capital offence. The gentleman shall therefore recover the property without the use of force. |
The final tally of treasures shall be presented as documentary evidence. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first reflect that an ADMONITORY CUFF is often all that is needed to return the wayward to RIGHTEOUSNESS. | ||
Mercy |
1st | 30,790 LAFE TRAVIS |
2nd | 7,650 LORD JESUS |
3rd | 4,050 MS VELMA DINK |
4th | 3,700 BILL REALNAMEOFSHAGGY |
5th | 2,010 MARK MORRISON |