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The gentleman is NOT AFRAID of hard work. He shall set aside one evening a week to serve his fellows in their BOISTEROUSNESS, for to know the mind of the honest yeoman is to better appreciate one's station. The gentleman's job of work shall be to satisfy his patrons ONLY IN THE FIRST STAGE. It is solely the points accumulated here that count towards his SCORE. The gentleman shall thus learn that the CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT; a maxim that has served gentlemen like MR BRUNEL, to whom EMPIRE owes so much. Though the gentleman shall remain HUMBLY AT HIS TASK only for the first Stage, the Stage must be completed to the satisfaction of all parties. The gentleman shall capture the celebratory moment as documentary evidence. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first rehearse a few HARMLESS RIBALDRIES. The TEMPERATE gentleman may seek employment with the unboozy alternative, ROOT BEER TAPPER. |
| Industriousness |
| 1st | 13,300 LORD JESUS |
| 2nd | 19,120 SIDNEY JAMES |
| 3rd | 9,990 SIDNEY VICIOUS |
| 4th | 6,200 SIDNEY WADDELL |
| 5th | 2,640 SIDNEY SNOT |