Obtain this game (15K).
The gentleman does not RELY on superior or SUPPLEMENTARY WEAPONRY.
The gentleman OBSERVES the spirit of SPORTSMANSHIP.
| They are not the METHODS of a gentleman which accumulate points through haphazard and unthoughtful enfillade as if projecting scattershot from a BLUNDERBUSS. Accordingly, the Champions of this gaming room shall be determined by a clear eye affording the ARCHER'S PRECISION. The gentleman shall elect to USE BUT ONE of his craft's weapons for the length of each Stage, a Stage being delimited by the HUE OF THE LANDSCAPE, and the enemy's Base being regarded as ensconced within the Fifth Stage. |
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The Committee suggests the sequence LASER - BOMBS - BOMBS - BOMBS - LASER, although the gentleman may trust to his own instincts as appropriate. The required documentary evidence shall comprise an electric photograph depicting the conclusion of the game as demonstrated above. Eager gentlemen may submit a claim directly, but ought first to compose themselves lest the SERVANTS BE SCANDALISED. |
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| Accuracy |
| 1st | 26,340 LORD JESUS |
| 2nd | 22,040 DOUGLAS BADER |
| 3rd | 20,980 THOMAS CRUISE |
| 4th | 17,920 GEORGE RAFT |
| 5th | 12,340 ISAAC HAYES |