The gentleman shall lead by example. He shall SPURN the indulgence of excess, for the gentleman is always prepared for the period of leanness that may unheralded be required to fund the necessary expansion of EMPIRE. |
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To assist the stockpiling of foodstuffs, the gentleman shall therefore refrain from CONSUMING A SINGLE CHERRY, instead subsisting on the feast of IMPROVING TEXTS to be found among the works of Our Lord. The gentleman is permitted to manipulate the Apples in his STRUGGLES FOR JUSTICE, for the Apple is a symbol of sin and has no place at the TABLE OF GOD-FEARING folk. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first commit to memory the NOURISHING RECIPE for bone soup as shall prove invaluable during siege campaigns. |
Abstinence |
1st | 34,000 LORD JESUS |
2nd | 24,810 CLIFFORD BARNES |
3rd | 19,790 JR EWING |
4th | 18,220 MS ELEANOR EWING |
5th | 16,900 DAVID RAPPAPORT |