Obtain this game (30K).
The gentleman does not PERMIT the suffering of the INNOCENT.
The gentleman uses only the POWERS accorded him by ALMIGHTY GOD.
The gentleman does not STEP FROM THE PATH of righteousness.
| The gentleman knows that the survival of EMPIRE lies with INVESTMENT IN THE YOUNG. The gentleman shall balance protecting the upstanding issue of today's champions with instilling the guiding principle of SELF-SUFFICIENCY. The gentleman's lesson shall be conducted through presenting the SCAMPISH TEARAWAY with enough FRUITS that he may trade upon markets to BETTER HIMSELF and so become a valuable agent of HER GRACIOUS MAJESTY, whom may God protect. |
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The gentleman's score shall be that only upon completion of the first Stage plus any applicable Bonus, which is granted a few seconds after RESCUE of the wayward shaver. Failure to complete the Stage shall render the gentleman's score invalid. The touching scene of reunion shall be captured as documentary evidence. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first chuckle good-naturedly at an OLD MAN WAVING A STICK over the loss of his apples. |
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| Investment |
| 1st | 8,900 LORD JESUS |
| 2nd | 6,900 ROLF HARRIS |
| 3rd | 6,800 MS KYLIE MINOGUE |
| 4th | 5,100 DAME EDNA EVERAGE |
| 5th | 2,000 MAXIMILLIAN BOYCE |