The gentleman in these times of unbunky comestibles is mindful of the importance of PURITY OF INGREDIENTS. The gentleman's palate rightly sours at the suggestion of supplementing the recipe with items whose PROVENANCE IS NO MORE than they are to hand. Appropriately, the gentleman shall complete the first Stage with the LOWEST POSSIBLE SCORE. |
The documentary evidence shall comprise an electric photograph of the conclusion of the first Stage. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first PREPARE the nourishing soup as described elsewhere as an example of WHOLESOME FARE. | ||
Purity |
1st | 2,700 LORD JESUS |
2nd | 2,900 LORD JESUS |
3rd | 5,870 ROBERT MAXWELL |
4th | 6,100 MS MAMA CASS |
5th | 8,940 ELVIS PRESLEY |