BURGER TIME
The ribbon of merit
An electric photogravure
Obtain this game (23K).


The gentleman serves the public TRUST.
The gentleman does not STEP FROM THE PATH of righteousness.


The gentleman in these times of unbunky comestibles is mindful of the importance of PURITY OF INGREDIENTS.

The gentleman's palate rightly sours at the suggestion of supplementing the recipe with items whose PROVENANCE IS NO MORE than they are to hand.

Appropriately, the gentleman shall complete the first Stage with the LOWEST POSSIBLE SCORE.

The documentary evidence shall comprise an electric photograph of the conclusion of the first Stage. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first PREPARE the nourishing soup as described elsewhere as an example of WHOLESOME FARE. Filters engaged
Purity


CHAMPIONS OF THIS GAMING ROOM

1st 2,700 LORD JESUS
2nd 2,900 LORD JESUS
3rd 5,870 ROBERT MAXWELL
4th 6,100 MS MAMA CASS
5th 8,940 ELVIS PRESLEY