The gentleman shall not seek the attention of the YELLOW PRESS, commonly called the DREADFULS. His shall not be the acts of showmanship or swaggering bravado. The gentleman knows that strength comes from humility beneath the MARVELLOUS GLORY of Our Lord. The gentleman shall thus shun the hollow glory of extinguishing the so-called Fire Bombs before completing his HONEST TOIL. Exposing most aptly its artificial sensationalism, for a Fire Bomb fuse will never burn down and PRECIPITATE a ghastly explosion, the gentleman shall leave the first such bomb of each level TO THE LAST. |
That which is designated the GAME OVER screen shall be captured as documentary evidence. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first contemplate an EDIFYING BIBLICAL VERSE to remind himself that all are humble before Our Lord, save Her Majesty the Queen, whom may GOD PROTECT. | ||
Humility |
1st | 84,000 LORD JESUS |
2nd | 82,340 RONALD HARRIS |
3rd | 77,310 NORMAN HUNTER |
4th | 77,020 NOBBINGHAM STILES |
5th | 49,990 VINCENT JONES |