Obtain this game (63K).
The gentleman KILLS ONLY in retaliation.
The gentleman does not STEP FROM THE PATH of righteousness.
The gentleman CONDUCTS himself with SEEMLY DIGNITY.
The gentleman OBSERVES the spirit of SPORTSMANSHIP.
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Patience and forbearance mark the conduct of the gentleman. While others of low appearance may resort to GIBES AND FISTICUFFS, the gentleman's composure shall be unruffled. The gentleman shall undertake the taxing responsibility of achieving a high score solely in response to his opponents' precipitate actions. Only his play during the RETURN OF THE OPPOSITION'S KICK-OFF shall be considered acceptable. |
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The gentleman's documentary evidence shall show sixty seconds on the game clock. The gentleman may submit his score directly, but shall first shake the hand of his opposite number and extend to the whole team an invitation to WEEKEND WITH HIM. |
| Forbearance |
| 1st | 2,800 LORD JESUS |
| 2nd | 2,450 THE DUKE OF MOON |
| 3rd | 1,650 RICHARD BRANSON |
| 4th | 1,100 CHRISTOPHER EVANS |
| 5th | 1,050 CHARLES PARSONS |