That apart, the video suffers from the obvious flaw, namely that nothing interesting or remarkable has ever happened to Bristol City, unless you count going bust once (which, as far as I can tell, has happened to about 70% of English league teams in the last decade or so). The story, then, is one of Freight Rover Trophy runs, occasional 1-0 wins over Liverpool and Arsenal, and the gradual and steady decline which means Bristol is now the biggest city in the whole of Britain with no top-flight football played in it.

Within these hefty constraints, the producers have done a pretty decent job, with a few nice visual quirks and a quite entertaining club song whose chorus ends with the stark conclusion "We'll support them till we're dead", but as stories go, Bristol City's is the equivalent of Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible - untidy, badly-paced, plotless and ultimately bereft of any point. (And without the great stunts). It's difficult to see what the heck all those hooligans find to get so excited about.

VERDICT: Hey look, it's the Goodyear blimp!