Stuart Campbell

Cam doesn't share many qualities with Matt Bielby, but one of them is a complete inability to learn to spell. No matter how many times you tell either of them how to spell a particular word correctly or how many dictionaries you pointedly buy them out of expenses, the information will bounce off like a Nerf bullet from a Kevlar vest, and the offending spelling will reappear, often in the very next piece of copy.

Matt was worst of the two, though, because as editor he would actually change a correctly-spelled article into an erroneously-spelled one, in which form it would go into the magazine, causing the credited author to look like the one who was the illiterate.

Matt was one more "truely" away from death at the hands of Mark Ramshaw and myself when he fortuitously left to become the editor of Super Play.