Jonathan Nash

Just about everybody had a go at script reviews.

Thankfully few used the dreaded Talk Show version, where the main character from the game would conveniently describe to the host exactly what was going on, and nothing actually scriptworthy happened.

I was particularly fond of them, and became irrationally upset at people misusing the form by, for instance, indicating stage directions with heavingly ugly square brackets.

Curiously, Stuart really wasn't very good at all at them, the distancing effect of the style scuppering his trademark effortlessly casual openness.

I, naturally, revelled in the dazzling impenetrableness of it all, which just goes to show something although I'm sure I don't know what.