Jonathan Nash

As you all know, spam is a peril of THNTRNTeiee. Spamblokes are not "rebels." They are not "iconoclastic." They are not "revolutionary" "businessmen." They are entirely worthless human beings. Their deaths would, in fact, substantially improve the quality of life of a significant minority of the population of the entire planet, which you don't usually get to do unless you're an evil dictator.

AP2 has never printed its correspondents' e-mail addresses, for devices exist by which the spambloke may extract such things with ease. Now, however, I have been driven to jigger our own address.

Accordingly, therefore, you should remove the "obviouslyfalsepart" part whenever writing.