The crap (in a funky, skillo sort of way) Spectrum magazine. The least cynical games mag in the history of the universe, so I hope you'll forgive me for adopting a slightly less brutal style than usual in these pieces. Though if you don't, you can piss off. (That's our Stuart - Ed)

THE YS ALL-TIME TOP 100 - July-November 1991

Official.

SEQUELS FEATURE - January 1992

A feature on sequels that I don't even remember writing, far less whether it appeared in the magazine or not. I imagine so, but don't quote me.

ITALIA '90 REVIEW - March 1992

A football game.

GOLDEN AXE REVIEW - March 1992

A beat 'em-up.

IVAN 'IRONMAN' STEWART'S SUPER OFF ROAD REVIEW - March 1992

If I had 10p for every time I've reviewed this in my career, I'd have been reviewing it for New Computer Express, probably.

VENDETTA REVIEW - April 1992

A fighting game of some sort. I remember nothing of it.

ST DRAGON REVIEW - April 1992

A classy shoot-'em-up ruined.

MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE REVIEW - April 1992

Not tonight thanks, I've got a haddock.

NAVY MOVES REVIEW - April 1992

The usual impossibly hard Dinamic romp.

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME REVIEW - May 1992

Would make a great musical starring Eddie Izzard as Kim Philby. They'd have to spell it "Revue", of course.

SHADOW WARRIORS REVIEW - May 1992

Great Speccy conversion of an awful game.

MANCHESTER UNITED REVIEW - May 1992

More football.

SKATE WARS REVIEW - May 1992

Why it's great to be a boy.

SLY SPY SECRET AGENT REVIEW - June 1992

Isn't MAME great?

ZOIDS REVIEW - June 1992

Revenge at last for the cruel deception of Crash.

ITALY 1990 REVIEW - June 1992

Not the same as Italia '90.

PRO TENNIS TOUR REVIEW - July 1992

Tennis.

SUPERCARS REVIEW - July 1992

Cars can be super, can't they?

NIGHTBREED REVIEW - July 1992

Shitebreed, more like. Goodnight everybody!

GRAEME SOUNESS SOCCER MANAGER REVIEW - August 1992

No Backgammon in sight, unfortunately.

PUZZNIC REVIEW - unknown

"In accordance with the laws of gravity"

FOOTBALL MANAGER 3 REVIEW - November 1992

Another outing for the classic "last word in" joke.

THE FORGOTTEN ONES - July 1993

A feature on the Spectrum games lost to time, from the Big Final Issue.