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SUBSCRIBER'S LETTER 9 - January 1994

Dear Subscriber,

Well. I look pretty stupid now, don't I? All that wibbling last month about how we were finally going out on time again, then the day after I send out the letter, the publishers decide that we're going to move our on-sale date to a week later in the schedule (so now your monthly dose of AP should arrive on the third Thursday of each month). Fair makes you sick, doesn't it? It's alright for me, I suppose - I get to see each issue anything up to a fortnight before it hits the streets (or in the case of issue 32, more like two fortnights), but it must be pretty annoying for the rest of you. Anyway, from now on, you have my absolute personal guarantee that you'll get your issue of AMIGA POWER, er, within two weeks of the proper date at the latest. If nothing else goes wrong. Ahem.

Anyway, time for a quick quiz. What have the following top games got in common; Cannon Fodder, Mortal Kombat, Frontier, Premier Manager 2 and Jurassic Park? The answer is that you could have had them all for nothing if you'd got up off your fat lazy butt and sent us a single photograph of something that happened to you at Christmas (or indeed a photograph of absolutely nothing happening to you at Christmas), because we got no entries at all for last month's exclusively-for-subscribers win-the-top-five-games competition. Pathetic. I don't know, we try to be nice to you, try to give you a litte something extra, try to say 'Hey, thanks for being a subscriber, we appreciate it', but you just don't care. I'm going to sulk for the whole of the next paragraph now.







Ha. That taught you a lesson. And just to drive the point home, we're not going to have a competition this month at all. In fact, I'm not going to write anything else about anything. That's it. The letter's finished.

You can go now.

Bye.

Go on, clear off.


Stuart Campbell
Actively Seeking Employment

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