SUBSCRIBER'S LETTER 8 - December 1993
| Dear Subscriber, Hey! On time! Bet you're surprised. Disappointingly, absolutely no-one took out a lawsuit on us this month, so we've been able to bring you the February issue of AP bang on schedule, in, er, the middle of January. Of course, as I write it hasn't even been Christmas yet, but let's not start all that again. I've noticed that a few of our sister magazines here at Future have started including all kinds of strange and frightening things in their subscriber's packages, and we're never ones to be left behind choking in the smoke trail at AMIGA POWER, so we're going to join in with a fantastic and exciting competition that's just for you, our devoted, lucky, talented and sexually desirable subscribers. What we want you to do is send us a photograph of your Christmas/New Year festive celebrations. It can be a compromising snap of your secretary/ schoolteacher at the office party, the view from one of the cells at your local police station, or even just your grandad asleep in front of the Queen's Speech with a stupid paper hat on. And hey, don't worry if you had a miserable lonely crap time all on your own with only the James Bond film for company (like most of the AP staff will) - just send us a heart-wrenching snap of you looking glum in front of some derelict factory near your home in the pouring rain and you'll almost certainly win a prize anyway just for making us feel better. The toppest piccy we get will win the top five games from the Christmas chart, and we'll probably throw in a few runners-up prizes too. Send your snapshots to 'Ha Ha Ha Those Daft Plebs Who Just Buy The Magazine In The Shops Will Never Know The Chance They've Missed', AMIGA POWER, 29 Monmouth Street, Bath, Avon, BA1 2DL. And now there's just room for a quick tip in reply to several subscribers who've
written in over the last couple of months wondering why you don't get a free game when you
renew your subscription. Frankly, I don't know, but there's a very easy way round it - why
not just let your subscription lapse then take out a completely new one? There's no law
against it, and you'll be guaranteed a spanking great new game every year, completely on
us. It's the least we can do to repay your touching (and financially rewarding) faith in
us. (Oh, but don't tell anybody I told you this or I'll be out of a job before you can say
Ò¶´ ¶ºÃ&*Æ´¤´ ¶ÆÓ). Thank you, and Happy New Year. |
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