Advice for life

Even private dogs?

Whatever you're doing

Stop the wine louts

For private emergencies

Disappointment for visitors

Think about it

Stringent P-ing restrictions

Highly specific prohibition

Bad psychology

Two legs bad,
four legs good

"How do you plead?"
"Ruff."

But not too closely

Flagrant disregard

No something

Follow all orders

Do maniacs beware?

High-tech variation

No stopping, no moving

Mystery crime, mystery fine

His only what?

Incomplete information

Mission accomplished

I'd like to see him try

Fun for anarchists

Well, duh

As someone once said

Don't anger Thor

Stay awhile. Stay forever