FRIENDLY HELP FOR FUCKING IDIOTS
An easy-to-use guide to being a bit less
Here at Friendly Help For Fucking Idiots, we'd like to do something to promote greater human understanding and intellectual advancement on the internet, by impartially saving everyone a lot of time, typing and unnecessary shouting and namecalling. We achieve this with the truth.
Here we'll present the simple truths about commonly-debated issues,
which can be conveniently linked to in a single line, instantly and
cordially informing your idiot opponent of the FACTS of the matter without
any need to imply that their mother sucks sailor's cocks for pennies. If
their mother's moral rectitude needs to be impugned, we'll do it for you,
leaving your hands clean, the moral high ground retained, and your
debate unsullied. And all for free. Now that's friendly.
THINGS WE CAN HELP YOU WITH:
No.4 - "Coming soon"